Taeron

by Lemonjello Redenbacher on June 19, 2009

If I am not mistaken, this is the capital of Iran.  Wait — no?  Oh, it’s actually an American kid’s name?  Nice.  Really fucking nice.

I wonder how you actually do pronounce this one.  Tay-ron?  Tie-ron?  Tie-rone?  Tie-ee-ron?  Tuh-ron?  Or maybe it is something else altogether.  I vote for the latter.  Nothing is apparently out of bounds for the  subhumans that named their kid this.  It’s probably pronounced “Tron.”

I have no idea if this is a feminine or masculine name.  I read it somewhere, and the context clues did nothing to clear it up (it was something like “Taeron seen a ghost and runned away”).  As a rational person, I am assuming it’s a male, but obviously we are not dealing with rational people here, so who knows.

What I do know is that it is not only a burden on this kid, it is a waste of my fucking time (yours too) to name a kid shit like this.  It’ll take forever for the nurse at the doctor’s office to snarl out every pronunciation, and the dumb shit will most likely not respond until she gets it exactly right — as if there’s some other fucktard with a similar name out there.  We’ll all suffer in the end.

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