Rayce

by Lemonjello Redenbacher on June 17, 2009

Unbelievable.  I am not going to say, “Now I’ve seen it all,” because this journey has just begun, and I have a feeling that I will see far more ridiculous shit, but naming your kid a verb?!?  Jesus Christ…

At least I assume it’s pronounced “race.”  You never know with inbreds and their concocted names.  I suppose it could be “racy.”  Maybe the kid came out in a purple teddy and the name seemed appropriate.

More than likely, though, his parents are NASCAR fans.  In other words, he will never have a job that pays taxes.  The other miniature rednecks at his babysitter’s trailer will probably think his name is cool, and so as long as he stays in the South he may get out of this thing alive.  But God help him if Momma runs off with a yankee and he has to move north of the Mason-Dixon line.

Here’s a tip for you potential parents that plan on fucking with us by naming your kid something stupid — misspelling and/or adding letters to a common verb does not a name make.   Like Rayce… Juymp, Ruun, Fyte and Fliye are not names either.  They’re spelling errors.

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Ash July 19, 2011 at 11:24 pm

One of my best friends is named Race. His last name?

Carter.

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