by Lemonjello Redenbacher on June 16, 2009

No, I did not misspell that.  The fucking dude’s name is Shamush.  It’s like an Eskimo fucked an orca this was the hybrid piece-of-shit name they came up with.

I don’t know how the parents pronounce this name — I just read it somewhere.  I would guardedly assume it’s pronounced like it’s spelled, so that every time the parents yell out for the little feller, it sounds like the noise that’s made when someone steps on a June bug.

Of course, as stupid has his parents obviously are, it’s probably pronounced like Shay-mus…or even Shay-moose.  Or, more likely, his parents are probably too fucked up on meth and kerosene to even say his name.

The good news is, I am certain that a kid with parents irresponsible enough to name him phonetically is probably inherently an outcast, due to the hearse they drive him to school in, the fact that his parents are first cousins and the 3 wheeled trailer that they all live in — so they could have named him “Kick Me” and it wouldn’t have made much of a difference.

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Anonymous August 11, 2011 at 8:48 pm

I guess the parents liked the sound of Seamus, but decided people wouldn’t pronounce it right…
Tip- like Gaelic names? Move to Wales and use the proper spelling.


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