Yet another stupid name I found to send to you…..Bayge, pronounced “beige”
Why thank you very much, Anonymous submitter.
If you’re going to name your kid after a color, why the hell would you choose the most boring color on Earth? Fucking shoot for the moon – name her Periwinkle or Burnt Sienna or some shit like that.
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D’ Ziiiiiiiiiyah.
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Someone submitted this to me with no explanation whatsoever. Where the FUCK do you get off doing that? You can’t just lay this turd onto my monitor and walk away without telling me more about where you found it!
That’s like showing up to a party completely covered in horse blood and blueberry jam, and starting to mingle without explaining yourself.
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Rachel, right? A fucked up spelling of Rachel? Maybe – but it turns out someone names a BOY this shit.
That’s worse than a boy named Soo.
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Sorry for the prolonged absence, everybody. Life’s been busy. Enjoy this sketch near and dear to our hearts and yours to tide you over until we return.
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I SAW A LADY NAMED MALAISE ON FAMILY FEUD, HONEST TO GOD
1. Malaise
Malaise is a feeling of general discomfort or uneasiness, of being “out of sorts”, often the first indication of an infection or other disease. The word has existed in the French language since at least the 12th century.
“Top 10 answers are on the board – what is the shittiest thing you could name a child?”
Ding! “Malaise”
“Show me….Malaise!” DING DING DING! “Number 1 answer!”
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