This is not mean spirited – hell, it’s not even that stupid, to be honest. But come on – GILLEY? That’s just fucking ridiculous.
It sounds like the noise you make when you’re tickling an infant’s chin, trying to get her to laugh. Ahhhh….gilley, gilley, gilley, gilley…..Ahhhhh….gilley, gilley, gilley…
I can only assume that this is a misspelled version of the word tempest. A tempest, for those who are not familiar, is a violent storm.
I’m not so sure that giving your kid a name that directly correlates with violence is a great idea. And besides – Tornado, Blizzard & Hurricane all sound WAY cooler than Timpist.
Yep. Fucking Wood is being used as a name now. Setting aside the utter ridiculousness of naming a child after carpentry materials – did they not consider the fact that “wood” is slang for an erect penis? Might as well name him Hardon.
Before you skip over this one as another La-a (Ladasha) type name that may or may not be real (I get dozens of emails a week from people telling me they know a La-a – pronounced La-dsah-a – yet no one I know has ever really met someone with this name). But this one is a true gem. It’s pronounced Kayla. Wow.
I saw this mashed up pile of shit on a baby name forum. Can’t decide between 2 names? Fuck it – smash those fuckers together and call it one! I wonder if the middle name will be Annabelleanoregan?
An anonymous commenter asked me to do this name next. While I don’t really hate the name per se – fuck it. I aim to please!