Because The Madness Must Be Stopped.

I hope Santa brings his parents a swift kick in the ass tonight.

Get it yet?  It’s Messiah.  That shit is bad enough when spelled properly, but Christ – when you spell it like your keyboard as Tourette Syndrome it’s 100 times worse.

  Squirrel noun: an agile tree-dwelling rodent with a bushy tail, typically feeding on nuts and seed. Great fucking idea, Mom & Dad!

This name is only acceptable if you’ve given birth to a full grown ghetto stripper.

I have a rule that any “name idea” containing a “zz” should be scrapped.

I tried to research this name, but the results I got were for some city in California instead.  The city was described as the “perfect balance of hood & good.” So, if the parents were shooting for that, maybe this kid will be a straight A student with a penchant for selling crack.

Before you skip over this one as another La-a (Ladasha) type name that may or may not be real (I get dozens of emails a week from people telling me they know a La-a – pronounced La-dsah-a – yet no one I know has ever really met someone with this name).  But this one is […]

An anonymous commenter asked me to do this name next.  While I don’t really hate the name per se – fuck it.  I aim to please!