Indaeyanna (Dongle Mailbag)

by Lemonjello Redenbacher on March 5, 2015

My child’s classmate name is Indaeyanna, I don’t know how their parents came up with that ridiculous name

I’m guessing their either big fans of the Raiders of the Lost Ark, or are from the land of the Hoosiers.  Either way – their kid is but a toy to them, apparently.


Q’uamarri (Dongle Mailbag)

by Lemonjello Redenbacher on March 4, 2015

14 year old teen mom named her child like that…

Of course she did.



by Lemonjello Redenbacher on March 3, 2015

I bet he was born at 4:20, Man!



by Lemonjello Redenbacher on March 2, 2015

This poor child’s name is Tsunade… the T is supposed to be silent as per the mom, and who’s always correcting everyone saying it’s pronounced “soon-ah-deeeeeeh”

That’s what I hate the most – when these assholes go around correcting people for mispronouncing shit they completely made up.  Fuck you and your self-righteousness.



by Lemonjello Redenbacher on March 1, 2015

One of my friends had her first child and named him this. Shepard is from the game Mass Effect.




by Lemonjello Redenbacher on February 28, 2015

The fuck?  This “name” sounds like the noise you hear when you unfasten velcro.



February 27, 2015

I am not the least bit surprised by this name, given all of the Graysons and shit like that running around.  It’s sad when this poor bastard will have his named confused with a slightly less shitty name all the time.

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February 25, 2015

Pronounced Tah-pad-eh-kwee, and here i just thought someone missed their tape deck  

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Hiccup (Dongle Mailbag)

February 24, 2015

A lady on a baby name forum was considering giving her little darling this name. I am so done with this world. Me too.  And everyone hates the fucking hiccups, right?  Christ – might as well name your kid Hitler.

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February 23, 2015

Just heard this dandy on the local police scanner.  Go figure.

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February 22, 2015

I remember seeing this guy’s name in my yearbook and wondering if it was a typo. Turns out it wasn’t, that’s his real name. Pronounced bly-dill-win.

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February 21, 2015

Pronounced “Von Wee.” You know, sometimes even when a name looks stupid, I hear how it is pronounced and think, “Okay…well it looks stupid, and it should not be a name – but at least it doesn’t sound like a hobo sucking off his dog.” That’s not the case here.

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Legend (Dongle Mailbag)

February 20, 2015

Fuck you, anonymous submitter.  Legend is gonna be a fucking BAD ASS!

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Trany (Dongle Mailbag)

February 19, 2015

If this isn’t child abuse, then I don’t even know what to think anymore.

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Asma (Dongle Mailbag)

February 18, 2015

Fucking Asma!  Christ – I can hear that wheezing little bastard getting the shit kicked out of her from all the way over here!

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Defunda (Dongle Mailbag)

February 17, 2015

Poor womans name is Defunda P.   I guess they were trying to describe their financial situation?

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Enfusia (Dongle Mailbag)

February 16, 2015

Sounds like a trendy new restaurant on the upper East side.

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Snontell (Dongle Mailbag)

February 14, 2015

I work at a low-income inner city school, and this is a name I came across belonging to one of the students recently. Reminds me of snot. It reminds me of snot as well.  And also – I tried to say this one out loud and my mouth doesn’t want to say it.  Like – I […]

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Mikairenne (Dongle Mailbag)

February 12, 2015

A little girl across the street from me has this name. It’s pronounced mick-eye-ren.  

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Goodnews (Dongle Mailbag)

February 11, 2015

Hey Goodnews…I’ve got some bad news.  Your parents are awful people.

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Lunda (Dongle Mailbag)

February 10, 2015

The person who submitted this did not comment further, but did say that it was his own name.  Don’t worry, you didn’t need to comment, Lunda.  The fact that you submitted your own name to this site speaks volumes.

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Myrtle (Dongle Mailbag)

February 9, 2015

This name sucked eighty years ago. I met a 20-year-old with this name the other day. You know she wasn’t popular in high school. My name is Johnny Dongle, and I approve this message.

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Ecstacy (Dongle Mailbag)

February 8, 2015

I was friends with a girl named Ectasy in high school. She was teased for years. Her brother was named Brathiel. The parents were hardcore religious types that also had horrifying names. The mother was Prudence, and the father was Jesus. Yes, I am serious that he named himself Jesus. The whole situation is horribly […]

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Loden (Dongle Mailbag)

February 7, 2015

Don’t really know why these people wanted to name their kid a shade of green unless that’s how he makes them feel. Green that is.

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Hyphernkemberly (Dongle Mailbag)

February 6, 2015

Saw this in a news report. The asshole set her child on fire. Might as well shame the name too. This is the least surprising thing I have ever read.  The kind of person who names their child Hyphernkemberly is the kind of person that will set that same child on fire.

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