My friend Trey just explained to me that his dad was thinking of calling him Kemigarbi. Kemigarbage? I’m crying.
Are you crying from laughing, or sadness? Because either one would be completely appropriate in this situation.
Kemigarbi sounds like the name given to a stillborn Pokemon’ character.
I saw a blogger with this name, and I wondered how the hell her parents could’ve held their baby girl and thought that it should be given a name sharing all but one letter with a synonym for ‘pustule’.
Well, I’m sure the rampant herpes on both parents’ genitalia had something to do with it.
Pronounced Kieran, which is also just a really stupid name.
Wow! This is the rare but classic – “Let’s make up an entirely new word, turn it into a name, and THEN fuck with the spelling of the initially made up name to make up a new name so it’s more unique than the name we just made up!”
Clever move, Mom & Dad. Clever move indeed.
Would love to email you the pic of the 3 kids in this awfully named family: Anden, Jadon and Rhoen. Sounds like 3 special kids destined to spend their teenage years shoved in lockers.
I would love that too, dear reader. Not because I give much of a shit about Anden (although it obviously qualifies as a shitty name) – I am just wondering what a Rhoen looks like? Is that pronounced “rain?” Or is it Rowan? What the fuck is wrong with these parents? Was fucking up 1 life not enough?
From a reader who, ummm, apparently can read, despite his obvious lack of an ability to write:
This name is soo , stuping . I got a friend named Autumm and they get all mad because i accedently call him adam sometimes . like seriously its not fucking fall time 24/7.
Yeah, I know – but let’s not let the obvious take away from the fact that there is a BOY out there named Autumm! I used to date a stripper whose stage name was Autumn, and even she was smart enough to name all of her illegitimate kids Tanner or Skylar, but never Autumm.
SHUT THE FUCK UP! Turkey? There is a woman named Turkey, people! All hands on deck! Move us to DEFCON 2 & get the President on the horn – this shit is getting serious!
Turkey is a grown woman and art director an art gallery. I thought it might be a nickname, but I checked public records and it’s her actual first name.
I’ve been staring at my computer screen for half and hour in disbelief now. I can’t decide what is more unlikely – an actual human being named Turkey, or the fact that she apparently made it to adulthood with that name.