Brajdyn

by Lemonjello Redenbacher on November 25, 2011

This is just as unpronounceable as Daryl Hannah’s real name in the movie Splash.

{ 5 comments }

Mayflower

by Lemonjello Redenbacher on November 24, 2011

Found a fitting Thanksgiving name.  Too bad her parents ancestors didn’t MISS the Mayflower when it came to America.

{ 2 comments }

Elleighette

by Lemonjello Redenbacher on November 23, 2011

Reading this name made my eyes hemorrhage.

{ 2 comments }

Kawner

by Lemonjello Redenbacher on November 22, 2011

What the fuck?  Is this supposed to be Connor?!?!   Shit…

{ 8 comments }

Dayleigh

by Lemonjello Redenbacher on November 21, 2011

I’m just gonna stop writing shit in this comment box.  No matter what I say, these fuckers keep naming their kids shit like this.

{ 6 comments }

Quorbyn

by Lemonjello Redenbacher on November 18, 2011

Just think of how much better L.A. Law would have been if Corbin Bersen’s name were spelled like this!

{ 2 comments }

Krew

November 17, 2011

Not much to say about that one.

Read the full article →

Hemi

November 16, 2011

We have a new redneck name leader in the clubhouse, folks. In case you don’t know, a Hemi is a type of vehicle engine. This is analogous to naming your kid Gearshift, Shotgun or Bird Dog.

Read the full article →

Field

November 15, 2011

The fuck? Field?!?! Holy Christ this shit is spiraling out of control. Now we’re just looking around and picking shit out of thin air. Look for Parking Lot, Telephone Pole and Mailbox at a school near you!

Read the full article →

Rysk

November 14, 2011

Indeed it is, Mom. Indeed it is.

Read the full article →

Messer

November 11, 2011

Holy shit this one is a clunker! Imagine the possibilities that a clever 5th grade bully could have with this one. Wow!

Read the full article →

Kyren

November 10, 2011

Just throw a bunch of fucking random letters out there, why don’t ya?

Read the full article →

Jettamarie

November 9, 2011

The best she can hope for is that her nickname will be a model of Volkswagen.

Read the full article →

Sincere

November 8, 2011

Sincerely,

Sincere

^^^^^^^ This will confuse the hell out of everyone.

Read the full article →

Unwanted

November 7, 2011

For real.  At least for these 200+ kids in India.  Sad but true, folks.

Read the full article →

Atheist

November 4, 2011

And his/her middle name is Evolution.

Look – I’m all for standing up for what you believe in, and I am an atheist as well, but this is just fucking stupid. No less ridiculous than all of the shitty Biblical names that I have posted on here.

Read the full article →

Paedon

November 3, 2011

This is, without a doubt, the worst bastardization of the already shitty Peyton.

Read the full article →

Trex

November 2, 2011

Silly parents, Trex ARE NOT for kids.

Read the full article →

Jabbaraneisha

November 1, 2011

No comment needed.

Read the full article →

Baiden

October 31, 2011

He/she will be Master-Baiden by the time he/she’s in 6th grade. Count on it.

Read the full article →

Abela Lincola

October 28, 2011

Four score and 7 years ago…this was STILL a shitty name.

Read the full article →

Monoxide

October 27, 2011

Do I really even need to type anything in this part?

Read the full article →

Achilles

October 26, 2011

Do you really want to name your child after the one person in history whose name is synonymous with weakness?

Read the full article →

Eagle

October 25, 2011

Yep. Fucking Eagle has been used as a name now. Eagle, as in the bird. Put aside all of the bald eagle jokes for just a minute – why would you name your kid Eagle? Is it some sort of “proud to be an American” bullshit? Don’t get me wrong – I am a proud American, but Jesus Christ people – this is fucking wrong.

Read the full article →

Paychence

October 24, 2011

Something I am running out of with these assholes.

Read the full article →

← Previous Entries